Fear not. It is always darkest before the dawn, and there is hope. You can get to Gowanus tonight for Stache Bash. Providence has smiled upon us and our venue for Stache Bash, Littlefield, is located at the Brooklyn nexus of subway lines that actually work.
All subway lines lead to Stache Bash. Coincidence?
Friends, join us at the ‘Stache Bash tomorrow night to see brave volunteer Growers like Sandy Kenyon battle it out for Mustache supremacy. It’s only a $10 entrance fee for non-Growers, and you’ll get to see bluegrass, comedian Chris Toia, and more! Plus, an awesome mano-a-mano Mustache battle royale!
Checkpoint #3 is tonight at the legendary Bushwick Country Club. Do they have a 6-hole mini-golf course? They do, indeed. Will there be free ribs for Growers and friends, courtesy of proprietor/Mustachio’d man-about-town John Roberts? Oh yes, there will be ribs. And picklebacks. God help us all.
Join us for Checkpoint #2 tonight at the ACE bar in the East Village, starting at 7 pm. They’ve got skee-ball! Bring your friends and see if you can spot an early favorite for this year’s Mustache King.