Planes, Trains and Mustaches
November 23rd, 2011 by Ali
It’s no accident that Thanksgiving falls right in the middle of growing week 2, when a Grower’s mustache is neither as bad nor as good as it eventually will be. It’s designed to provoke the question that people who know you well enough can ask: ”What the f*** is that THING on your face?”
To which the obvious response is: “It’s for the kids. Sponsor me $20, Grandma”
That may even help to distract from the usual questions about what you’re doing with your life and why you can’t be more like your big brother. Really though, isn’t it time you were settled?
Confession time…
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1 Comment
1. todd | November 26th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Fabuloso! I always try to work the ‘stache at least a little bit for Halloween! (Forwarding email to gf’s parents now…) :{D